i don’t even text people gm i just come into their phone asking questions early af like should i get a piercing today like they’re a magic 8 ball

mainly i want the eagles to win the super bowl because we would get an absolutely bonkers and perfect episode of abbott elementary out of it

If the parents of every other student in the room really knew how much of the teachers time and attention went to those 2-3 students - they would be outraged and making demands.

can i please come over and look at all your stuff in your room

CHALLENGES THEY WANT TEACHERS TO IGNORE •Class Size •Lack of student sleep, physical exercise & proper nutrition •Lack of parental involvement •Student misbehaviors •Thinking schools should be the solution to EVERY challenge students face •Our pitifully low salaries

when people give me directions and say “you can’t miss it” buddy you have no idea what i’m capable of

flare leggings are so tea

Parents, can you please indoctrinate your kids to be kind, respectful, honest, curious and hard working? Thanks. Sincerely, Every Teacher in the World

Stop making school teachers deliver mental health care. SEL is mental health care. PBIS is mental health care.

Yes, your child does act like that at home. The difference? You don’t have 25 others getting interrupted by it.

Opening a bar where you have to know the lyrics to this song to get in

Another year of collecting fridge magnets from foreign lands for my mum instead of giving her a grandchild

Girl Math is making more money instead of cutting expenses.

I’m definitely the type of person to gift my friends Chanel bags and free trips they just gotta hold on a lil minute till I get the money

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire - did i act ok - was i cool - was i fun - did you have fun - did i do anything wrong

“Start walking & I’ll meet you” really was the days😭

Having an EBD or ODD child not able to self regulate in a general education class is educational malpractice. Need the parents of the non-disabled child to scream until it’s dealt with.

get me to God’s country