Had a coworker complain that she had to cover my shift “because my feet were swollen”. I had severe pre-eclampsia that led to HELLP Syndrome. My entire legs were swollen to where my shoes did not fit and I could barely walk. Oh and yeah I almost died. ❤️

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to exit a function

Whenever I’m feeling down or a little ✨worthless✨, I remind myself that I was the portal for two of the most beautiful souls on this planet. 👑

Where’s the class action lawsuit for this? This is ridiculous

Oh look, a toddlers 1 day supply of berries

JANA CRAIG FOR THE NEXT BACHELORETTE ❤️❤️❤️

i can't believe the bugs about to come back i'm already irritated

“Kids these days don’t know any practical skills” - the generation of boomers that decided to remove wood shop, auto shop, home ec, and personal finance from public school curriculums in exchange for more practical tests

This USED to be a mortgage payment....wtf are we doing lol

I was glued to my TV for a whole week.

either do it or don’t. but quit making these announcements. no one fails to deliver quite like anonymous.

can i just say a hot take? i’m sorry but men like this are such losers. his daughter is 19 lol

Gen Z is never going to know what it felt like to publicly rank your closest 8 friends while teaching yourself how to write code and listening to Hollywood undead in your best friends parents computer room. they’ll just never ever fucking get it

“Foam cunt” - Drita Davanzo lmfaooooo #houseofvillains

Kate not getting any votes is crazyyyy! But I also loooove Drita so I’m glad one of my girls won! ❤️ #houseofvillains

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda

There should be NO pharmaceutical ads on TV Ban them immediately

Doing a Euphoria rewatch since S3 is out and I have to say- the constant p*rno s*x scenes ruin the beautiful storyline that is Rue. Her story is so important and compelling, and it gets ruined by all the damn d*cks everywhere. (Censoring words so OF bots don’t flood my replies)