my dissertation topic has officially been approved & my master thesis is now entitled: “A quantitative analysis of price action in relation to analingus resulting in a new backtesting approach for cryptocurrency markets” field researchers needed 😏🍑

i was in a top secret location manifesting tranquility & abundance 🤘🏽 how have you lovelies been???

what can i say dawg that feminine intuition just can’t be taught 🔥

i just want to leave this office & walk around the botanical gardens sipping herbal tea

eat more hummus, you’ll be in a better mood you guys

one of my clients keeps calling me darling when we get on the phone i think i should start saying it to him back so he can begin to understand how uncomfortable it is - thoughts?

anyone remember this penny stock? VKTX is going to $40 mayne

“@bryptomj is back”

i’m not searching for my other half because i’m not a half

What you seek is seeking you.

ya’ll my energy has been drained lately & i’m barely connecting on here anymore stay woc for this pink full moon in Libra ♎️ on good friday ✨

Full moon tomorrow Mercury exited it's retrograde shadow the other day this is about communication and emotions so, If you are getting blasted today.... the universe is letting you know you're the problem. (drops mic)

when “on the run” really means couchsurfing across transcontinental crypto conferences

#cryptopchef charcoal grilled buffalo burger, grilled onions, sweet potato fries (c/o ashe who is herself a sweet potato) The Range John Meat 🥩 HANK Ansem we outcheeeaaaa

the theme of melania’s bday party was existential dread

@CuzzinInbred ashe she misses u guys too

damn all ya’ll really still here huh smfh

on the bright side, this has been an awesome opportunity for me to buy all the lunatic survival gear that my lady would've laughed at me for spending money on a few months ago #silverlinings

It hasn’t.

the one who stayed away saved all the rest