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i’m the queen of clowns, i don’t know about perfection but... i’m close. i love your aesthetic, personally. a lot of drag queens are scared to go towards the grunge aesthetic while you’re OWNING it.

it’s how i show love, kiddo.

yes you should! i have my moments where i give hugs but, mostly? insults!

aha— i really have missed you, kid. i wanna catch up, how about sometime you come over for lunch? since you probably burn the food you cook and you’d probably enjoy seeing sammy and dede.

ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇs’ Jᴀᴄᴋsᴏɴ | sɪɴɢᴇʀ, soɴɢᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ | ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀ ғʟɪʀᴛ | ɴᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ | ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴀᴢᴢɪ ɪɴ ᴀɴʏ ᴡᴀʏ | ʙɪɢ ɢᴏᴏғʙᴀʟʟ | ʟᴏᴠᴇs ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ sᴄᴀʀʏ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs | ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴇʟsᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ sᴏ ᴜʜ.. ʀᴛ ғᴏʀ ʏᴀ ʙᴏɪ

nope! they don’t miss you at all, only yapping and wiggling whenever you call me and they hear your voice. they REALLY seem to like you— i’m glad someone besides me does.

yes, yes and YES! glad to see a supporter.

just because you’re a possibly straight girl, does not mean you will have a gay best friend BUT... i like being complemented. i am a legend, sis.

aha— thank you! i don’t miss it, but i think my season was the most talented. adore, courtney, darienne... uh... yeah! all well competiton and annoying.

AHA— alright, alright. seems to be i attract a younger audience... it’s humorous! i’m only enough to be your... mom? dad? grandma?

oh yeah? are they all hypnotized? i will tell sammy and dede that they’re severely missed. i mean, i am apart of the people who like you so i suppose they aren’t hypnotized...

i’m more of a step-mom, i’ve got plenty kids, jump on the bandwagon. you look 18, 19 and i’m 44.

hey, @negctivenancy! when you comin’ over, kid?

i’m feeling generous... who wants to be read?