Leaving the cook out like 🤔

If we’re having a conversation and you ask me if I know what something is/means, and I say yes, don’t ask me to explain it.

Can someone explain why Pilates cost so much?

They way I’m getting abused at working this week 😫😫

I really appreciate how at my dad’s birthday party last night all my family felt the need to ask me when I’m getting married and have I tired “the apps” 🫠🫠🫠

Imagine going on vacation to help your seasonal depression, then almost dying on vacation

Every time I get on this app Ang live tweeting a show. Just random observations

Give my friend advice, she doesn’t listen now she crying in the car.

Idk who texts me more, fashion nova or “Kamala Harris”🤔

Bragging about not voting is weird as hell

Almost time for shirley caesar thanksgiving mixtape to go double platinum

Almost every time I try to order something from Brandon Blackwood the site won’t load. It’s obviously a sign to stop spending money.

I hate teams meetings. In here dropping ad libs like I’m Migos so they can’t say I don’t talk.

What is this weather? Feels like Mahag’s house outside

Yall let a man who ruined Twitter run the country…..

Day 2 of 2025 and I’ve blown the budget. I’ll try again next year.

Every tax season here come Beyoncé like what refund

My problem is, soon as I press place order I want a tracking number.

I get home from work and sit in the car like it’s kids and a man in the house.

Almost that time of year when black Auntie starts saying, see you next year.