At this rate we may never learn who the media would prefer to see elected.

I see the Google Analytics documentation has gone the way of the AWS docs, ie a giant incomprehensible tangle of bullshit that makes me want to throw the entire internet into a skip and burn it to ashes

We’ve ended up with all the shit grubby bits of cyberpunk and none of the cool glowing ninjas

I thought this was a cyriak harris animation at first

A big hello to my latest follow, Elsie, who seems to be having some configuration issues

"Vegetarians loved meat sausages when we told them they were vegetarian" I think it's more about the principle than the art itself

Apparently there's a ongoing discussion about whether MPs should represent the views of their constituents or pursue their own agenda. I'd always assumed they were elected to represent their constituents, but apparently that's not the case!

He climbs the steps with weary feet. The stairs seem endless, but finally a glorious sight greets him: a corridor — abandoned, silent — leading into rooms filled with a warm glow. He stops, and intones the sacred words: "It's like the Blackpool illuminations in here."

Thanks Technogym AI Coach, really glad your data centre consumed a day’s worth of electricity to supply this unique and personalised pearl of wisdom

I'm being pestered by a debt collection agency on behalf of Octopus Energy for an adress I've never lived at, and Octopus' support email is handled by an inept AI that can't understand that I'm not a customer and I would like to burn down the modern world please

magnificent story. Enjoy the forename, stay for the middle name. thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/24843931.…

Good morning everyone, as we celebrate the anniversary of history’s least successful scene guard. Please take a moment to remember the night duty legionaries about to go into a ‘no sella, no buccellatum’ meeting with their centurion.

It’s funny — I think if you asked me to solve a problem you’d get a very different answer to asking me to solve a problem in the way *I think I* would solve it. I probably have a hugely incomplete picture of how I actually think so trying to predict my own process won’t work.

He kneaded the dough.

Remarkable essay on violence by Oliver Bateman Does the Work in The Point Magazine. Read the first paragraph and see if you can stop: thepointmag.com/examined-life/…

ChatGPT knows

“Are they booing?” “I think they’re saying boo-ze tax”