\\lookin mighty nice

*takes ovens out the brownie* i learned how to bake

I’ve channeled my past mistakes into power. x.com/jumppacks/stat…

Please, please. Hold your applause x.com/themadagenda/s…

Your hurted can hurt you no longer, my child. x.com/jumppacks/stat…

\\mood rn

Idea list: *pudding cups but instead of pudding it’s just peanut butter *t shirt cannon but instead of t shirts it shoots a ball of peanut butter *peanut butter in my mouth please

I’d sure love some peanut butter right now, but Athena locked my special cabinet.

Peanut. Butter.

I don’t need a balanced diet i’m a genetically engineered gorilla!!!! I can literally dent steel with my fists!!! Diets are fake anyways

I apologize if i’m in a bad mood for a while i didn’t get my fix

*crushes 4 stress balls between his fingers* :^)

Wait what am i sitting around for i can just go buy some more!

ATHENAAAAAAAAAAAA x.com/programathena/…

\\reminder my personal is Symph! you can catch me there a lot more!!!

*silently eats peanut butter nervously because he knows this feeling all too well* x.com/jumppacks/stat…

Random lady I don’t know: daddy Winston! Me, panicking as I try to make a joke to relieve the awkward tension: FATHER? WHY, I HARDLY KNOW HER

The things I put up with on a daily basis....

Anyways, hello!

This activated my flight or fight response. x.com/edgyowl/status…