Jerry breaks up w/his gf: "what's an assistant adjunct professor anyway?" G: "the most useless academic title aside from Associate Dean?"

George decides to work on phenomenology:"It's great,Jerry! All I do is talk about myself!"J:"Well, that dream has finally been dreamed out!"

George is offended by Graham Priest's new book:"the title is so pretentious! call it "One" & end it!" J:"those dialetheists are so verbose!"

Kramer claims he was a dialetheist before Graham Priest: "He stole my ideas, Jerry!" J: "according to your logic he also didn't steal them!"

Newman imagines possible worlds w/out Jerry.George worries he offended the chair at an interview:"I bet Kripke doesn't hold his own coat!"

George has a realization: "Philosophy is not a form of knowledge, Jerry!" J: "So you'll stop writing?" E: "just go do comp lit already!"

George doesn't get trigger warnings: "My whole life is a trigger warning, Jerry!" Kramer reads Artaud & annoys all: "Philosophy is pigshit!"

George goes on vacation w/Jerry: "I can't relax knowing an anonymous reviewer thinks I don't understand dialethia! I'll find out who it is!"

Jerry thinks Newman & R Dawkins are the same person: "Have you ever seen them in the same room?"E: "now you really need to get him evicted!"

Jerry loses it when a car waves him across the street even though the light is green: "Am I the only rule utilitarian left in New York City"

George goes through a short lived Levinas phase: "Reading Levinas is killing independent George!To hell with the face of the other already!"

Kramer does service learning:"I assigned Twilight of the idols & they're smashing everything! I just wanted to repair some CUNY classrooms!"

Fed up with Philosophy's precision, George makes a change: "Social Psychology, Jerry! No need for any replication! I just make it all up!"

George's request for short term disability is rejected: "I have archive fever, Jerry!" Kramer thinks the ring of Gyges is in Borough Park.

Kramer convinces George the password to get into the Philosophy Department at Columbia is "the Owl of Minerva only takes flight at dusk."

E breaks up w/her bf:"He's going through a Schopenhauer phase; it's like dating Eeyore." J:"the "new" Schopenhauer? It's not new, it's old!"

George gives a plenary,but insists on responding to negative comments on Daily Nous:"There's no nous there,Jerry!" J:"No nous is good nous!"

G reviews a book about whether or not children have a right to be loved & has a realization:"I should have been a marine biologist, Jerry!"

Robots Evolve And Learn How to Lie (I knew my computer could have opened that file! Such a liar!) bit.ly/2dALfSe

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