Just saw Captain Marvel. I am a blubbering mess. After a lifetime spent referencing the movies, the movies just referenced me! Many thanks to Marvel Studios and to my friend Stan Lee for the shout-out! But if I’m now part of the Marvel Entertainment Universe... Did I survive The Snap?

i dink ai fagaht hows ta be happy

bepis

just scratched my butt so hard i heard static

many days lately its felt like its night time during the day time 💭 like when i go outside i feel the night time darkness but its not there

despite shaggy and scooby being best fucking friends since childhood, scooby still thinks its funny to eat all of the food THAT SHAGGY PREPARED FOR BOTH OF THEM. greedy ignorant dog

we have fun here

mental trillness

i were slep 👻

just aced my interview with myke from dollar general time for scooby doo

just called louis they picked up the phone just called gucci they picked up the phone

FLASH CHOP!

countless words and images not retained for a sliver of dopamine oh my god bruh

i see myself shrink everyday

family guy so funny i drastically need to restructure the way i live

My life is a nightmare

Quicker than the wind and as still as the forest!

Keeping it simple this year. Ball, train, teddy bear, toy soldier. Nothing fancy or expensive.