When the TADC ep. 9 screening ends and im about to leave but gooseworx locks all the doors and i realize why the episode was in theaters in the first place

Fuck... grinding against this during the abstragedy sex is gonna make me squirt everywhere...

neppie charm

no one there likes me and i’m not smart enough to get good grades

Cats have a built in lobotomy corporation cognition filter

EP 9 SPOILERS ⚠️ . . . . . . . . . Dude I was not expecting a ribbit and jax sex scene 😭

The sweetest kitty youll ever met

#mewgenics

Zodiac x kitty #mewgenics

for homestuck fans this is like hussie showing us the chatgpt prompts

When this happens in the finale, you're all gonna realize how much I've messed with your perception of time! All part of my schemes, like clockwork. The best part? Saying the wrong number only uses up like 3 calories max, so I don't even have to eat anything before tricking you.

Sorry guys I know I haven't seemed myself lately, but every tweet I've made that you don't like wasn't actually me, it was the jinn. I was under an evil influence and couldn't control myself. All the tweets you like were actually me though that wasn't the jinn that was me.

Funnybunny fanchild comes out as a monkeywrench fan and the parents aren't supportive.

What if instead of Cole Cassidy, they changed McCree's name to 'Full Assidy' and his ass was full of cum?

很肥很肥很圆滚的坏猫↓

went and blasted my neighbors elderly beagle with this for not particular reason, didn't even really feel anything when I did it