Would you say “1 apples”? 1 dogs? 1 days? So why👏do👏you👏say👏one👏years👏old👏

Why do British people always end their sentences with xx

2020: time to unfollow all those Instagram accounts I followed to enter giveaways I didn’t win

do y’all think on NYE of 1920 that folks dressed up like it was the 1820s

same energy

Petition for bars and restaurants to play The Bachelor on Monday nights like they do sports !! I’m trying to sit at a bar with a bunch of girls and scream at the tv and make bets on who Peter sends home

So are we just gonna skip all these reactions from the crowd during Tyler the Creator #Grammys2020

THIS JUST IN- jason's old account got a babysitter for tonight so he’ll be joining us at the sold out SaturnBirmingham ! DATE NIGHT! Also listen to Deciphering Dreams and see. The video here. biglink.to/DecipheringDre…

Same energy #WilderFury2

Hannah you can get engaged again.. Angelina from my show got engaged like 6 times #TheBachelor

So is spring fashion cancelled

Stages of shortages of household basics throughout this quarantine: 1. toilet paper & Lysol wipes 2. yeast 3. nail polish remover

I can’t wait to hear “You want a pedicure today too?”

Can’t wait to tell someone in a store that I’m “just browsing”

What have I learned from the #NFLDraft? There are way more leather couches in America than I thought

Subtle shameless plug Chris Harrison #TheBachelorGOAT

Are we still doing wedding hashtags or can we leave them in the 2010s

Man I love Alabama

Found Clare’s dress on eBay from night 1 of #TheBachelorette