I told my work that I think I have food poisoning and might have to go home early. But then they ordered food for lunch and watched me eat 3 slices of pizza and 2 slices of Italian cheese bread

me: hi i’m abbey new person: yeah i saw u on the middle of the dance floor

free my girls from the bare minimum

my problem is that i always want to know what little piss baby is looking for

It’s the best day of the week bc you know where you’ll find me tonight 🫶🏽

why am i dreaming about merlin and the knights of the round table lmao

Never settle for the bare minimum

abby to me: do you remember… *giggles bc she remembers i have bad memory* i just realized how i started that question but it’s about food so i think you’ll remember

me looking up restaurants nearby typing “hungry” into the search bar 🤣

safana taking a pic of me: do u wanna do one without the peace sign 🤣🤣 lmaooo

best birthday so far 😌 thank you to each of my friends for this weekend😭🫶🏼

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

Being Asian in Idaho is every other Asian asking what Asian I am

passenger princess 4 life 😌