a nigga get caught cheating you tell him to go be with the other girl you cool on him. His favorite line be “I don’t want that bitch” 🤣🤣🤣 but wanted her behind your back, i hate niggas! 🤣🤣🤣

loser sent his whole paycheck

texas toast & a salad wit wish bone italian dressing lmfaooooooo

I love that everyone is Aubrey Plaza’s baby’s unofficial godparents lol

Tin cans and string, carrier pigeons, smoke signal, morris code

I took her to my river and I creeked it

No

LMFAOOO

He thought he ate her up LMAO

I fear Zara is the 2nd coming of Brittany.

AYYYYYYYY

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

Sometimes I think I should leave, but walking around NYC, to grab coffee and read outside is actually the life I was meant to have.

I have a very short list of people I can this to and really ruin their day.

9/10 they were never called out on it. Decades being the same way. Most people just find them secretly insufferable and don’t really care for them. But when you make the choice to set a boundary or hold them accountable it’s NEWS to them.

Don’t sleep! Library cards give you so much access to things in your community.

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

Why do men get so mad when you bring up their wife/gf & when you hold them accountable for wtf they did ???

Literally when my friends are telling me something about a man