why are men.

Yeah you should absolutely never drive a uhaul

I’m just gonna say that for every tier lost for the signs Taurus women have been top tier. That’s all

this is me and kelly this year <3 minus the get back w an ex bc 🤢

There’s something so dangerous about feminine rage. Like the sort of anger where all you can do is smile bc you know you’re about to make all hell break loose

Sauce loves America

The fact that I was moments away from putting every man I’ve talked to in a group chat and saying “happy Father’s Day” has only reaffirmed that I desperately need therapy

In my man eater era and I personally believe it’s made me cuter

I don’t wanna be real I wanna be euthanized

I have never been called a bitch more than when I finally started standing up for myself and setting boundaries

The fact that I’m at Taco Bell and genuinely thought “this is a good form of birth control” concerns me

I think the Tuscon airport is the states form of purgatory

The pure chaos that ensues as soon as sauce and I are in the same state is absolutely bonkers

it might be time for me to stop joking about having a sugar daddy and actually do it

It’s scary how comfortable I’ve become being alone

I laugh like me again. 55 days

hello I am, in fact, alive and thriving (sometimes). goodbye again

I used to be a lover girl and now I just want to fight men.