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@absolutediscord

drunk on old cartoons.

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CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly? DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to CHILD: So not all bugs follow the same religion? DAD: No, son… we’re in sects

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ever since i saw the trailer i knew that i needed to watch this high out of my mind with a bucket of popcorn at 11am on a tuesday

mari⁷ (@jarritotae) 's Twitter Profile Photo

why do white people treat cinco de mayo as a big holiday when we mexicans don’t even celebrate it, mexico independence day is in september