👀 lmfao accurate

We’re dabbling in that age where when people refer to their ex they could be talking about their ex gf or their ex wife... you can never be too sure

Remember when people used to share chapstick... wild

You lurk on dating apps and talk to boys you have no intentions on pursuing. I lurk on LinkedIn and Indeed and respond to employers I have no interest in exploring opportunities with. We are not the same

If anyone wants to know what life is like having ADHD... I found my birth certificate in the backseat of my car in a random compartment. Follow and subscribe for more organization tips

Normalize grilled cheese as a breakfast food

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re too stressed out to do what you need to get done and then you get even more stressed because it’s still not done yet

Don’t get me wrong, most days my job can be really stressful. But some days, more than most, I just sit back and think about how thankful and lucky I am to be in a profession I love and how rare it is that I actually look forward to going to work everyday

Working with kids means buying candy to be cool and then looking at the clock and realizing you’ve eaten 15 airheads and 2 ring pops by 12pm

As I put shredded cheese on 2 pieces of bread and proceeded to melt it in the microwave and top it with hot sauce, it was in that moment I decided I will be getting back into health and fitness starting Monday

It took me 3 days to realize I left 3 grocery bags full of food at the store and that’s why people with adult ADHD shouldn’t decide that they can just stop taking their meds just because they feel like it

Woke up this morning to a confirmation email congratulating me for registering for my vaccine that I drunkenly signed up for last night. Very proud of me for that

If you refer to yourself as a “jack of all trades” I’m just going to go ahead and assume you’re bad at everything you do

The comeback is always stronger than the setback.

Faith without works is dead. Hope without action is a dream waiting to be born.

I’m not certain about many things, but I’m 100% certain when I say I will swipe left on a dating app if you have a mirror pic on your profile or if your answer to the prompt “I’m overly competitive about” is “everything”

It’d be Waffle House tho

😂😂😂 I’ve always loved Valentine’s Day OKAY