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Abysmal Expectations

@absmlexpcttns

Playfully depressed schmuck near your location.
Not good enough to take commissions, but if you have a suggestion then I would love to draw it.

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calendar_today28-05-2021 11:36:40

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Anyways. To my large gathering of 0 followers, I will post my initial skill-level at sketching hands. This is so that I may look back at it in the future, and see that I have absolutely not improved due to my extreme lack of self discipline. #Sketch

Anyways. To my large gathering of 0 followers, I will post my initial skill-level at sketching hands. This is so that I may look back at it in the future, and see that I have absolutely not improved due to my extreme lack of self discipline.
#Sketch
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Hello, all of my 0 followers. A severe lack of inspiration today has resulted in this lil’ weirdo. Decided that I could at least use it for texture-practice, so here’s a halfhearted attempt at just that. #doodle

Hello, all of my 0 followers. A severe lack of inspiration today has resulted in this lil’ weirdo. Decided that I could at least use it for texture-practice, so here’s a halfhearted  attempt at just that.  
#doodle
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Greetings my nonexistent followers. couldn’t help but take notice of this lil’ guy from the newest Elden Ring trailer. Looking forward to when the game gets released and I can have my spleen ripped out through my nostrils by this urn-lad #doodle

Greetings my nonexistent followers. couldn’t help but take notice of this lil’ guy from the newest Elden Ring trailer. Looking forward to when the game gets released and I can have my spleen ripped out through my nostrils by this urn-lad
#doodle
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Well would you look at that, I still have absolutely no bloody clue as to what I am doing. Anyway I guess this‘ll count as something different from sketching, as well as practice for some stuff I clearly didn’t figure out how to do. “#digitalart” #painting

Well would you look at that, I still have absolutely no bloody clue as to what I am doing. Anyway I guess this‘ll count as something different from sketching, as well as practice for some stuff I clearly didn’t figure out how to do. 

“#digitalart” #painting
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For all the wiztards who keep forgetting their darn wand, the snek-wand creeps into your bag (or any crevice, really) all on its own. i don’t know what I’m doing. inktober day 1 : crystal #inktober2021day1 #Inktober #doodle

For all the wiztards who keep forgetting their darn wand, the snek-wand creeps into your bag (or any crevice, really) all on its own.
i don’t know what I’m doing.

inktober day 1 : crystal

#inktober2021day1 #Inktober 
#doodle
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I like to think this lil’ dude (gender neutral) got like, really fucking lost in IKEA. inktober day 2: suit #inktober2021day2 #Inktober #doodle

I like to think this lil’ dude (gender neutral) got like, really fucking lost in IKEA.

inktober day 2: suit 

#inktober2021day2 #Inktober 
#doodle
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Well f*ck, I forgot that in order to build a portfolio, you actually have to fill it with something, so here be a lil’ study in cloth and fabric I did done do. #digitalart Also, helmet was an afterthought. I forgot that I actually don’t know how to draw faces.

Well f*ck, I forgot that in order to build a portfolio, you actually have to fill it with something, so here be a lil’ study in cloth and fabric I did done do.
#digitalart 
Also, helmet was an afterthought. I forgot that I actually don’t know how to draw faces.
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Well heck me sideways with a rusty dinner spoon I should probably post the pics separately for my two followers, love you mum & random Indonesian who miss-clicked and then died on the spot, unable to undo the follow. #ULTRAKILL

Well heck me sideways with a rusty dinner spoon I should probably post the pics separately for my two followers, love you mum & random Indonesian who miss-clicked and then died on the spot, unable to undo the follow. #ULTRAKILL
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A’ight, some bastard in my immediate proximity noted that a vampire glamping would appropriately use a hearse, so of course my unsupervised ass decided to illustrate this fucking concept: #doodle

A’ight, some bastard in my immediate proximity noted that a vampire glamping would appropriately use a hearse, so of course my unsupervised ass decided to illustrate this fucking concept:

#doodle
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Someone on the “social” “media” suggested that, to get better with colors, one should paint without the use of the ‘color select’. Turned out it’s actually amazing practice. I will recommend it to whomever may be unfortunate enough to see this post #artontwitter #digitalart

Someone  on the “social” “media” suggested that, to get better with colors, one should paint without the use of the ‘color select’. Turned out it’s actually amazing practice. I will recommend it to whomever may be unfortunate enough to  see  this  post

#artontwitter #digitalart
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A’ight I don’t normally draw anthropomorphic animals but look at this good lil’ handsome boi! He got a lil’ butterfly n’ all! The voices gave me no choice and the intrusive thoughts won. #doodle

A’ight I don’t normally draw anthropomorphic animals but look at this good lil’ handsome boi! He got a lil’ butterfly n’ all! The voices gave me no choice and the intrusive thoughts won.

#doodle
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So anyway, seems like my favorite pocket prince simulator / cursed Twitter account is doing some good ol’ propaganda. As a staunch supporter of manipulative media and short kings, I felt obligated to try something new and make a poster for the occasion. #DeepRockGalactic

So anyway, seems like my favorite pocket prince simulator / cursed Twitter account is doing some good ol’ propaganda. As a staunch supporter of manipulative media and short kings, I felt obligated to try something new and make a poster for the occasion.
#DeepRockGalactic
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I can’t come up with anything to defile the public domain with, but I’m nonetheless trying to upload “art“ more regularly, so here’s a lil’ bit of accumulated feline nonsense, that naturally form when my remaining neurons eventually fail to collide. #doodle

I can’t come up with anything to defile the public domain with, but I’m nonetheless trying to upload “art“ more regularly, so here’s a lil’ bit of accumulated feline nonsense, that naturally form when my remaining neurons eventually fail to collide. 
#doodle
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Learning how to draw faces is hard, so I will now be the guy who draws helmets on all his characters. I have not come to terms with my artistic shortcomings, I have simply decided to ignore my problems.

Learning how to draw faces is hard, so I will now be the guy who draws helmets on all his characters. I have not come to terms with my artistic shortcomings, I have simply decided to ignore my problems.
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My nasty bony fingies finally managed to creep their way to the drawing-tablet, so I am now back on xwitter; Besmirching this bedeviled webpage with my borderline schizophrenic ramblings. Anyway here’s a halfhearted attempt at trying a different art style.

My nasty bony fingies finally managed to creep their way to the drawing-tablet, so I am now back on xwitter; Besmirching this bedeviled webpage with my borderline schizophrenic ramblings. Anyway here’s a halfhearted attempt at trying a different art style.