The rates on joey day care services are *outrageous* And dad didn't have visitation rights yet, let alone any sort of custody. Tensions were high. Bruises were healing, emotional and very real ones.

It's the mightiest of appendages I have a creeping suspicion they've placed a shadow ban on all non-decorative tails these past two tournaments. Two dozen tournament applications strapped to carrier pigeons don't just vanish overseas. Not ALL of them, surely.

It was the first step toward one of the finest tournament rosters in the history of Tekken, if a little ho-hum at the outset. Good thing they stopped kidding around when it came time for the real deal. Remember (cough #Tekken8 cough) it's never too late to stop kidding around.

My Roger sense is tingling It's especially attuned to sarcasm

Nice art. Awful memories. Life isn't easy when you're born to be a lump of clay in cruel hands. Made to be twisted and then thrown out. Even when you scrape together something good, something that proves the heart in your chest, whoever owns you might one day want it all back.

So what gives, TEKKEN ? How long has it been? Too good for marsupials now?

Phew, what a relief. That explains why I haven't heard anything yet. I'm sure the ol' Roger phone will be ringing off the hook any day now.

That was inspiring!

Close, but no cigar darling

Definitely not me leaking the #TEKKEN8 #TheGameAwards announcement #Tekken #kangaroo #TGA

Bravo! Now to nail that "Best Ongoing Game" next year. Listen, give me a call, I've got a few ideas, and only... eh, *half* of them are self-promoting!

Welp.

I can't believe he would just lie like that

One day.

I don't understand. When you draw back your arm ('foreleg' if you like), thrust it forward with an extreme measure of force and make hard enough contact with a person's epidermis to damage the subsurface with a violent shock... well, what could be more traditional?

I’d like to share that I’ll be leaving Bandai Namco at the end of 2025. With the TEKKEN series reaching its 30th anniversary—an important milestone for a project I’ve devoted much of my life to—I felt this was the most fitting moment to bring one chapter to a close. My roots lie

DID I LIE?