FUCK TEAMS. FUCK EXCEL. FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP. FUCK ONE DRIVE.

I’m not done resting for last week and Monday is 5 minutes away😭

There's 2 birds throwing stones at me

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day as an adult

Claude: Just say go, and I will generate the code Me: Go Claude: You have reached your free limit

Remember not to overdo for anyone guyss 😂

Progress that I can feel. Joy that I can bask in. Love I can melt in & Money that I can freely spend.

The way my parents would make me return a Porsche I didn’t buy myself?? 😭

Being in a relationship reduces your productivity

when you realize that at some point you have to stop liking them because there's no way you're ever going to end up together

God please let me buy car I beg

Previous scholars have argued that it is so over. In this paper, however, I posit that we are so back

Thank you JESUS.

Once we argue twice in a week, we got to separate… we are not compatible.

🤣🤣🤣everyone will receive their share

I hate when you're trying to love someone the healthy way, but they keep triggering a version of you that you worked hard to outgrow.