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not to be friend that’s too woke but like

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to have an upstairs ibuprofen bottle and a downstairs ibuprofen bottle.

i sometimes wish gilmore girls was made today just so i could see her lez out

This is why I always encourage people with extra money to donate to mutual aid, food pantries, teachers who need to buy supplies, bail funds, etc. These candidates absolutely do not need as much money as they raise/spend in these elections. We have to stop normalizing this.

me when i find my friends in a comment section

i do not understand this whenever i am inebriated i melt into whatever surface im lying on

Yall lucky I’m not President. I would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1.

we already had one

he was already in one

Itsnotthatdeepism has done such a good job at ruining ppls deductive reasoning skills

Short skirt long jacket voice:

tomorrow

guys im gonna empty my drafts pls ignore

gender is fake bc up until like 16 i thought eleanor rigby was a man

some rando: ur not even yippee coded literally me:

found something im passionate about.. gonna invent new ways to lie down

i went to the bff factory today and they said you arent allowed within 100 feet of the building

i went to the bff factory today and they said you were the best thing they ever created