This whole trend of “look between” whichever letters is annoying 🙃

i be like 'yeah i'm ok' whole time i feel like crazy steve

Not to be a flirt but I'd pick you in duck duck goose

i just checked the santa tracker and it says he’s currently ovulating

panera lemonade is the fifth loko

Their best 💙

Sober from drugs and alcohol. Focusing on gambling at the moment

Nobody:

Me:”Can you crack my back”

i am so drunk. bring me heavy machinery

thinking about dirt cups again

My friends asking me if I threw up in the bathroom after I come back with watery eyes and am a little sweaty

*plays white trash with money*
“this is gonna be us one day” - Tiller

never been happier 🥹

When I say I want you, Girl I mean it.

god damn i love dilly dallying i’m addicted to that shit

3rd base is when i have a panic attack in front of you