Tweet drafts: the diary I didn’t know I needed.

Lactose free*

This is Murphy. He is not only fluffy, but also fancy. 12/10 multitalented king

“I’ve had some sneezes today that concern me” - Anna.

Walked into M&S today to an elderly gentleman running with his trolley, pushing his feet off the ground, and just having the best time floating down the aisles and I’ve decided he is exactly who I’d like to be when I grow up.

potato says, hug is one of the best way of healing

potato says, every text is a risky text when you have anxiety

you did great, keep it up. potato is very proud of you

I love that Twitter suggests tweets to me consisting of ducks and ducks and more ducks. They get me

Here’s to the people that know when you’re not feeling like yourself. Those people see the real you even when you don’t know who that is.

This is Hugo. You said that a cup of coffee was the most important part of your day, and he took that personally. 13/10

Lol.

She’s 50% tired and 50% baffled.

overthinking