after 2020 “beware the ides of March” just hits a little different

The existence of Macbeth implies the existence of Macmeg, Macjo, and Macamy

walking a thin line between heck yeah we ballin and heck yeah we bawlin

international bauhaus of pancakes

quesadillas are always just there for you you know

after it rains in GA the sun immediately comes out to steam us like a bag of crab legs

Dolly Parton didn't spend her millions on vanity space travel, she's spent it putting 150 million books in the hands of children and honestly, more people should be like Dolly.

aladdin: I can show you the world jasmine: ok aladdin: lets just fly around the city we live in though

I am in this photo and I don’t like it

you grew up on harry potter. i grew up on adventures in odyssey. we are not the same

On my third trip to the garbage to read how long to cook these nuggets

finally reading House of Leaves

already stressed about getting tickets to see taylor swift

Spending over $100 for make-believe groceries at Trader Joe’s when you still have to go to another grocery store for real groceries is camp.

out of the woods playing in the airport while i’m wearing my taylor shirt? 1989 tv is coming

get in the car it’s august

REMEMBER WHEN YOU HIT THE BRAKES TOO SOON 20 STITCHES IN A HOSPITAL ROOM!

hi sharks, i’m here today asking for a 5% interest in me

Should’ve Said No x I Did Something Bad while people are actively clowning for both reputation and debut is one of the funniest things she’s ever done