Thinking about how I really got hit by a car and APOLOGIZED for crying to the guy who hit me Like who made me this way and why

If a guy’s fav movie is Wolf of Wall Street, is that a red flag? Trying to prove a point

This is Reese. He is a German-Australian Shepherd and 1 year old. His favorite activities are playing fetch, going swimming (even if it’s 30° out), wrestling with other dogs, and being a total crackhead. He is also very photogenic and loves to cuddle. #buschCTOcontest

There are so many songs on my iPod Nano that I had NO BUSINESS listening to at 12 years old I’d put it on shuffle and go from the HSM soundtrack to Lil Wayne tell me WHY

Job searching after you graduate is literally just begging people to give you a chance. Like I swear I can be useful please stop hurting my feelings

Fran and I stopped by @dietschbrothers in Findlay this morning for #OhioTourismDay. This company has been serving Findlay since 1937 ➡ dietschs.com Their black cherry ice cream is excellent! 🍦🍦

If you’re curious as to how my finals week is going, I found my second grey hair Yikes

Cleo’s DNA test came back. For the record, I went into the shelter 3 years ago looking for a small, male dog. Instead, I came out with a female mix of TWO OF THE BIGGEST BREEDS

All I really want in life is for all of the people I love to live in the same neighborhood and it’s just one giant, continuous block party. There has to be a lot of dogs, too

Being 15 with Being 23 and drunk no license 🤝 Asking my parents to drive me somewhere

So the power went out in my house tonight. Wouldn’t be a big deal except for the fact that I was watching The Sixth Sense and it was directly after the kid said he sees dead people It’s fine I’m fine

God, I know all your creations are perfect and whatnot… but mosquitoes? Really?

Last night I had a dream where I got bullied by 7th graders over Snapchat. It really solidified my mindset that preteens are ruthless because I woke up offended

SO PROUD OF YOU

The fact that I have survived this long with absolutely no common sense still amazes me

If anyone was curious as to how my life is going, Cleo jumped head first into some bushes for a cat and while I was trying to yank her out, Riley chased Cliff around the yard because he escaped out the front door Happy Wednesday

Seth Clearwater of Twilight is the Peter Parker of Marvel (Tom Holland, of course) and you can’t change my mind

God, your humour is A+ and all, but when I said I wanted to lose weight in 2022 that didn’t mean food poisoning was the route I wanted to take