how much longer is mercury in the microwave i don't know if i can handle it

Just ate fruit for the first time & they taste nothing like the delicious Elf Bar flavours I’ve been lied to x

My body is not a temple, it is at best a decaying old cabin in the woods with a horrifying past.

when he asks for his hoody back

“Becau🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓se”

So I’m paying $50 just to go?

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can't keep living like this.

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

me as a lawyer: your honour I have screenshots

me when the sky is blue for the first time in two weeks

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

When you comeback to work after a week off #BabyReindeer

I’m at the age where if I see a chair 🪑 I’m gone take me a lil seat.

why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports