When this line will get straight everyone is gonna love you believe me!

Log padhai se bachne ke liye shaadi karte h aur hum shaadi se bachne ke liye padhai kar rhe h...😭😂

Newly married wife...

Life update : Ab to photos lete waqt bhi smile nhi hoti

When any girl call me bhaiya *Inner me :

Zindagi ki itni maa ch*d gai hai ki ab chhote mote problem se kuchh fark hi nhi padta hai

5 saal ki relationship me pehli baar recharge karne ko boli thi gold digger bol k chhor diya .

She - Bye, Nahane jaa rhi hu He - Thik hai jao She - Akele akele nhi bologe He - Pagal ho kya? Itni thand hai, tum hi nahao

You take mirror selfies to flex your phone. I take mirror selfies to hide my ugly face. We are not the same, bro.

Not gonna marry him if he can’t say didi to my best frnd 🌝

Moti kaun bola? She is a chubby girl...! Dank kaun bola? He has a good sense of humour...!

Netflix: this video contains nud!ty and se*ual content Me: Toh tujhe kya laga mai kyu hoon yaha?

*Cigarette pack warning exists* Smokers:

Aadhi zindagi toh "good things take time" ke intezaar mein kat gayii bhaiiii 🥲

No client revisions. ( Just kidding, that's a myth )**

Couples: Candlelight dinner. Me: Rendered a 4K sequence that took the entire night.

Memes aur reach kya hota h.. Wo sab se rishta bilkul hi khatm ho gya hai

Jab koi pahle hi chud gya hai to All the best bolne se sahi ho jayega kya

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