Support Walter White

I'm gonna make the next nathan fielder

Keeping the streets safe ❤️‍🩹

the evil clock when i turn my phone sideways

mind if a white girl does some nonlinear storytelling

at the bar, eating milk and cookies just how god intended

When I passed out at work and my boss said Please do not bring your anorexia into Anthropologie

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like.. oh you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

If I had a boyfriend I’d probably beat the shit out of him for Valentine’s Day

accidentally wrote “PORK ALERT” instead of “PORK ALLERGY” on a ticket at work tonight

Duality of a woman

jacob heart not in it

"all women do is use men" i have never once found a man useful

Nicotine and cocaine coursing through their veins

If you die in TurboTax you die in real life

On a date and the guy asked me a question, which is huge. You don’t always see that

They sprayed pesticides on Me when I was born

u can be having a horrible day and a tweet like this will put the biggest smile on ur face

moisturiser, sunscreen, and cleanser just ran out at the same time