stormzy_fuck_the_government_and_fuck_boris_10_hours.mp4

When you're thirsty for a can of tango but the drinks machine is full of sharpies or highlighters or whatever x.com/aberuni_is/sta…

Shouts out to the one guy in this pic who thought Iran is in Aberystwyth

Brexit

Uh I guess there's a virus thing?

I agree, boris is a huge baby #borisbaby #gottem

"stay alert" by not voting tory like we've fucking told you for the past fucking decade

A-Level results

Freddos

Hi, my name is Barry Gammonface (aka @englandlovr2819059) and I tried to buy some tampons and books from tescos today and they said no so now I think wales shouldn't have a government any more

another day volunteering at the clap for boris museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the captain tom fuckdoll. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

If you're considering clapping or bashing pots and pans together tonight at 8pm might I suggest eating shit

I was going to buy an IKEA UK shark until I learned that Ikea decided to stop advertising on GB News so now instead I'm going to buy two IKEA sharks

Please pray for my large adult son Toby Young who is currently being questioned on his qualifications on being the master of toads by The Trolls