BOLLOCKS! I’m completely out of cigarettes. Who wants to bring me more?

A visual representation of me right this very second.

How I’ll be spending this stupidly hot day today

I’ve had an idea to beat the heat. I need a bag of water and some ice Krystal Constantine (parody)/Bat fam event/

//Well, now we riot. But seriously this is what happens when you rush through stupid, Ill thought out laws. thedailybeast.com/the-supreme-co…

God I’m so very bored I’ll even give guided tours of the House of Mystery. Constantine Tours (tm) assume no responsibility for loss of life, limb or wallet as a result of said guided tour.

Happy #StraitJacketSaturday people. You all have my permission to go a little mad!

WOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN! Oh sorry, I misread #SexySaturday as #SexistSaturday … oh, I’m gonna get in trouble for this one.

Alright I know I look a bit rough here but I think burying me was a bit premature.

You know even as a kid I was a cute little bugger.

It’s 5am I can’t sleep and I’m a little drunk. Amuse me people!

Where I’m at this morning people.

Uh oh. Nobody ask me any questions until I get this thing untangled. Bloody Wonder Woman!

//Jesus Christ there’s gonna be so many sandman do’s by next week isn’t there? *reaches for a cigarette to calm my frayed nerves.*

This is as close as I get to looking like a proper superhero. If I ever wear a cape I’d die of fucking embarrassment.

Alright I may have gotten drunk and opened a portal to hell yesterday. Long story short this came out, his names benny and I’m keeping him.