we grown baby if i missed your birthday, just miss mine idgaf

Don't say anything, just repost this

“One big mistake and I’ll give you Rubi Rose’s number broski”

me to west ham on sunday

“One day we will be fat and drunk at the bar telling people we won Portugal’s first Euro” Ronaldo’s Speech after winning Portugal’s first ever international trophy😮‍💨🐐

Caicedo - been shit Palmer - been shit Reece - never seems to be available to help during our worst patch Estevao - no where to be found But they are “untouchable” meanwhile Enzo that is always available and still being consistent than the names here is “touchable”

When you’ve won 6 PL titles out of 8 I’m not really sure you can be called bottlers.

Him or Enzo period.

He introduced us to a vibe and maintained it

I'm too grown to be meeting new cousins, if you wasn't at granny house fuck y'all 😭

João didn’t shave…even the players know it’s over

Take Arsenals cocks out your mouth pal Alan Shearer

Referee's inability to give a penalty in this game is borderline impressive.

Their franchise player is on 4 goals in 2026 and one of them was a tap in 💔

Ninety minutes of that absolute fanny with the spray-on hairline, Gabriel throwing himself to the floor every two minutes, and songs nicked off Liverpool. I’ve genuinely never wanted a team to lose a final more in my life.

They’ll beat Bayern but not PSG imo

Excellent analysis on Prime. Zero mention of the two strong penalty shouts Atletico had, instead asking if Lewis-Skelly could make the England squad after playing 2 games in 6 months 😭

Why do I see a man with the same amount of G/A as Palhinha talk like this

🏆 Premier League 🏆 FA Cup 🏆 EFL Cup 🏆 UEFA Champions League 🏆 UEFA Super Cup 🏆 UEFA Conference League 🏆 FIFA Club World Cup Today, Cole Palmer turns 24! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💎

Arsenal fan outside the Emirates demanding a gold cup for being unbeaten if they win the Champions League just typifies this bravado era. ELEVEN other clubs have already won it unbeaten. Respect the trophy you've never won before covering it in a Yorkie Wrapper