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The Health Nerd

@abeaboraya

Twitter handle of Abe Aboraya, health care reporter for WMFE, Orlando's NPR station; Health Nerd blogger; believer that Han shot first.

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Hey Richard Bilbao, I've got a great lead on an Amazing Fantasy 15 up for auction. Knowledge is power, and with great power, comes great responsibility. Or something. Whatever. comiclink.com/auctions/item.…

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‘We Probably Called Over 50 places’ – Florida COVID-19 Patients Are Leaving The State For ECMO wmfe.org/?p=188286 via @wmfeorlando

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I endorse watching this because Veronica Zaragovia is wicked smart and a wonderful health reporter. I mean, Steven Lemongello is great too. Actually, I endorse everyone on this panel. Full stop.

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So I apparently spent 581 minutes listening to Dance With the Dead, making me their No. 2 listener. I am so 🤬 proud of this fact. You are my #1. But I am your #2. DANCE WITH THE DEAD #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2KtnZQw…

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5-year-old: I used to think you could make a giant snow man out of snow. Me: Well you can, I just don’t know how to. 5-year-old: You should go back to school and learn how.

5-year-old: I used to think you could make a giant snow man out of snow. Me: Well you can, I just don’t know how to. 5-year-old: You should go back to school and learn how.
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5yo: Did you know Mommy and Daddy got (whispers) *married*. 3yo: What's that? 5yo: It's when you love someone so much you want to live with them forever. So you go to a wedding party and wear a fancy dress and kiss them on the lips. And you have fancy food and drinks too. True.

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3yo: I have a joke. Me: What’s your joke? 3yo: If the knife doesn’t work on food, maybe it will work on play-doh! Me: That’s a good joke. 3yo: And it’s not a poop joke!

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Thanks Dance With the Dead for spending 1,313 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to March of the Dead. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2KtnZQw…