José Mourinho turns 59 today. Plenty of incredible lines 🤣

Assim i really have uni tomorrow?

You can’t get your heart broken if you heartless

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!! UKRAINE i woke up at 5am today because of the sounds of explosions. and let me tell you, it was one of the scariest moments of my life. people are dying here for absolutely no reason. CIVIL PEOPLE. russia attacks houses, hospitals, shops etc. +

My friends never call me to hear about my well-being, they only call me whenever they want us to go spend money ,and that’s everyday

Day 2/30 of detoxing ✅

This Niggah “huhhhh” 😭😂

After my haircut today I’m changing my name , cause you know a Niggah ain’t the same with a haircut

😂😂😂

Im cancelling her

Wait wtf @ top boy ? How y’all gon do jamie like that

Same way I like my women

The streets is slowly beginning to lose me on my last string…….

Me: FaceTimes Carlos , “ bro assim if I drop out from uni é mal ? “ Carlos : “no eu estou next” 😂😂😂😂😂

She got me bread

Going out with a hot girl ain’t easy Niggahs be taking shots left , right and centre

Going to prison for her >>>>

Took a long at my boys locations Damn , there’s scary hours upon us

Nothing more attractive then a girl that dresses in an elegant manner but at the same time makes it look sexy