the girl & the comedy show she’s hosting tonight on the Lower East Side! Come :)

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BREAKING: The Department of Education has announced that Columbia University University is under federal investigation for anti-Palestinian discrimination and harassment. Palestine Legal is representing four Palestinian students and Columbia UniversitySJP.

This is Annelise Orleck who is the head of the Jewish Studies program at Dartmouth and 65 years old.

BREAKING: Fordham University students launch a Gaza solidarity encampment, just hours after encampments were swept at CCNY and Columbia.

'WE NOT LEAVING HO' — Fordham students facing arrest

Akaash was one of the first people to show me kindness back when I was inexperienced and nervous to perform comedy, it’s such an honor to be back on stage w him this Thursday after he’s blown up so massively in a way he always deserved 🥰🥰🥰 you won’t wanna miss it! Akaash Singh

In 2 days!
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Why I'm resigning from The Intercept
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Akaash was one of the first people to show me kindness back when I was inexperienced and nervous to perform comedy, it’s such an honor to be back on stage w him this Thursday after he’s blown up so massively in a way he always deserved 🥰🥰🥰 you won’t wanna miss it! Akaash Singh

This Thursday!
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abby govindan Mohanad Elshieky

Next show is going to be wild! abby govindan Mohanad Elshieky

photo evidence of me losing my shit when my sister asked “is everyone mewing” mid family photo & my mom replied “don’t worry I’m mewing AND mogging” (ty manny🥰📸)

SF in ONE WEEK I’ll be performing the show I wrote about my fam in ur city 🥹

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Not sure how many of y’all know this but I’ve been full time organizing since November! We’ve trained over 40 street medics and are looking to do a bunch more things so please donate!instagram.com/reel/C6MdKXyJ5…

early 2000s raunch comedy about a couple of frat guys who accidentally spend spring break training to be Hamas

I’m literally obsessed with writing my own emails anyway SF this Sunday

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met this girl at a wedding who was really mean and belittling to me for no reason so when she told me she works in weapons manufacturing at Lockheed Martin I was like “this makes sense you’ve been carpet bombing my self esteem all weekend”

politicians calling the military to pull out machine guns on a bunch of teenage english majors ARE U NOT FUCKING EMBARRASSED Greg Abbott

I hope I never stop writing my own email blasts 🥰 sf I’ll see u soon :D pls buy tickets so Live Nation doesn’t sniper me and my whole family <3

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Monica Lewinsky quotes “Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?” by Taylor Swift in new post:

“you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.”