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I’ve been fortunate to work with some amazing people during my time at Amazon. One thing most of them have in common is that they excel at several of our company’s Leadership Principles—Invent and Simplify, Dive Deep, Customer Obsession, and Ownership, to name a few.…

Mom life hack: if the baby sleeps 45 seconds a night, use half that time for yourself!

I can now reveal that my DOP228 talk on Friday is about Amazon Q! This session will focus on the Builder capabilities of Q. I'm excited to show you how Q transforms the developer experience
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Had a ton of fun with the demo of Amazon CloudWatch's new AI-powered natural language query generation (in addition to ML-powered logs anomaly detection and more!). Went way overboard with production value but it was fun! Links in the thread! #reinvent2023 #AWS #Observability

This talk will be fabulous. Worth registering even though the topic is still a secret!

what's nice about having a kid is that just when you're like 'hey i feel semi-normal again', a bunch of your hair falls out just to keep you on your toes

We made it juuuust about two weeks before the kid got his first daycare plague 🙃

There's two British shows we we love to binge watch - 'Grand Designs' and 'Time Team' - but we just seem unable to get all of the seasons to stream in the US, or even to buy on DVD. Anyone know if they are somewhere?

Last night Abby Fuller and I got to welcome Finn to our family. He and Abby are doing great, and we're super ❤️ and looking forward to taking him home tonight! Finn has a 🔐instagram with more photos instagram.com/finnstamac/ , feel free to request.

Things my kid has slept through this week: the blue angels, literal pirates, a fire alarm, several sirens, the vacuum.

Things he won’t sleep through: the person he is sleeping on moving one (1) centimeter, anyone looking in the general direction of his bassinet.

Holy shit we are someone’s parents

there is a special place in hell for apps that suddenly changed ctrl+b from 'bold' to 'open the bookmark bar'

my favorite eurovision acts are the ones that go for MAXIMUM DERANGED right out of the gate

husband of the year Colm MacCárthaigh brought back bourbon creams AND my favorite muffins from dublin so i should probably have a trophy made or something

🎉🎉🎉