Just paid 99 x $1 for The Onion. My math says that's ninety nine as much nothing. Easily the best and most honest pitch.

Always remember that the CAP theorem is a law. Try to break it and the distributed systems police will arrest you.

This is the craziest missing word I've seen in a long time. How on earth.

Without looking it up, do you know what a campanologist is? Be honest

A 'man from Ireland' being foreperson of the Trump jury seems like a great opportunity for some long US explainer pieces on growing up with C.J. Haughey.

Genuine good wishes to everyone launching at Google Cloud Next. It's a lot of hard to work to build these systems, but we can all be deeply gratified at the reaction and impact.

A solar eclipse, the Cosmic Ballet goes on
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April 4th in Freeport, Maine. We just lost power and internet. This is not a black and white video.

For the day that's in it ... Donal Lunny & co, and The Edge from U2, playing Lunny's 'April the 3rd'. Bonkers slip jig that has a unique groove.
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lib25519-20240321 released: lib25519.cr.yp.to lib25519-cr-yp-to.viacache.net Includes more speedups from Kaushik Nath, a simple use-s2n-bignum option, MacOS support, and more. Still generally needs formal verification and auditing, but AWS's s2n-bignum code is formally verified.

Update ... this whole album is a banger. Great to have the Queen of melancholic mid-tempo back. We saw her live set in Vegas and it was incredible. 'Lonely Millionaire' seems inspired by, and possibly even sampling, Air's Moon Safari, which is quite something!

Is this legal in Italy?

Hola Mexico!! I'm excited to annouce we have a new #awscloud #region coming to Mexico! With this announcement, AWS now has five new Regions in the works (Germany, Malaysia, Mexico, New Zealand, and Thailand) aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/new-…

Twenty years from now, USB-C will be in every car, hotel, and charger … except on planes, which will still be USB-A, but might have gotten rid of the ashtray in the toilet.

Great stuff, and great to have a great track again from such a great artist. Great.

Irish folks ... are chocolate easter eggs with the traditional builder's mug still a thing anywhere? Or have they finally gone completely extinct.