say what you want about kanye but it was really cool of him to do this

Got super high and filmed croods 2 like a concert

“Sounds good!” I type, my body trembling with rage. My eyes welling with tears. I begin plotting my revenge

if i were rudolph i wouldn't forgive them. They would Pay

Me switching from Metro Boomin to that new SZA

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

You don’t like the song the way I like the song

My addiction to having a good time with the besties is crippling me financially

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

Sparrow Hospital in Lansing has had an extraordinary number of medical staff volunteer to come in to work tonight. So many that they have now told their team members that no additional help is needed at this time.

this is so embarrassing for the seagulls community just big and greedy

Congrats Michigan fans. You've earned it. Long overdue.

That's for you, Detroit 💙 #AllGrit

he should be drinking a cokey cola

hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names

the two genders