Oh the boredom of being a vampire.

Remember that attractive young man who was a vampire running a nightclub in Louisiana? What happened to that tall drink of water? (Or blood, if you will)

What was that name? Skarsgård! Yes! He has a clown for a little brother!

And I did some trolling about (as a vampire is wont to do...) And see an even younger one! Egads he got the short end of the gene pool, poor little thing. Someone should drink him out of his misery.

Who gave this @ValterSkarsgar his little blue check mark? Friends I high places? His name? Surely not his subpar acting abilities! I can't believe the others are so amazing. I hope this young boy finds his way one day.

Such a waste of perfectly good breeding.

Now where was I? Ah...the older fellow with the lovely smile. Is he still a vampire? What is he up to these days?

This was a cute little movie

So many cute little movies no one ever hears about. Name one. I dare you.

Alexa find snacks.

Gonna find me some new victims to follow ...mmmm

Some people call me Maurice. youtu.be/F5N7qNid79s

The Mongolian speaks the truth youtu.be/2KKRiXcivAQ

President Obama Portrait Donald J. Trump

You’ll never see me cry. A man has yet to break me down to that level. I, however, have made many men cry.

Now I heard that vampires do not like witches. Is that true?

Stinking? Are you afraid to get closer to find out what the secret little treat is? I think you are.

I may just kill everyone.

@DerisiveProgeny // no worries. TB is just a tough community