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Abby

@abby_hamp

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calendar_today20-03-2023 17:33:41

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“Hey google, play ‘In the Arms of an Angel’” —my dog while begging for food right after he’s eaten a full ass meal, probably.

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Been needing to triple feed my baby (nurse, bottle + pump) and a friend just sent a DoorDash gift card with a note that said “triple feeding is no fun but quadruple feeding is!” A+ no notes.

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My toddler is sick so I’m quarantined with the newborn in our room — currently hearing my husband screaming Christmas carols at the toddler and she’s laughing uncontrollably 🥹

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All I want for Christmas is my newborn to poop. And then after she does that, all I want for Christmas is my newborn to sleep.