both my grandmas have gone, but not without getting a final lick back and becoming icons

My car Chapstick is missing and now I gotta move my bedside table Chapstick to my car and it’s fucking chaos

“finally a day off” my day off:

hocus pocus

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?" me:

Lil Baby in his prime not touching Wayne on a sick day I’m sorry

they don’t make gut wrenching ballads like this anymore

Canada fans booed our National Anthem So Team USA started 3 fights in the first 9 seconds of the game and beat Canada 3-1 on their home turf Now America is in the Championship game Free Bird baby🦅

there are four movies explaining what happens at night to the museums

😭😭😭😭

RIP legend and thank you for traumatizing me as a kid

IYKYK

Bro we literally got actual dire wolves before we got Winds of Winter

Bro doesn’t know Yankee legend Brett Gardner 👨🏻‍🦲

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

THIS IS OUR CITY BITCH ASS New York Mets

my favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position or a brain tumor

Clubbing gotta be the most overrated adulthood activity