Now we're talking.

I don't want to be a snob, this is cool and all, but I want to watch Timothée Chalamet win his Oscar on network TV on ABC. It's just more posh. I don't want to watch the Oscars on YouTube, and have the algorithm show me the next video of deadly car crashes from criminals running

Me before the trailers are over

We are so back. ❤️😭 #ManchesterUnited

Imagine future generations learning about how we punished the people asking to stop a genocide, instead of the people committing it.

unambiguous gestapo shit. Our tax dollars paying for cowardly racist thugs to terrorize American streets with impunity. Anyone who says otherwise is complicit.

"He (Weah) needs to (talk) on the field... it's not his duty to evaluate the price of the tickets."- Pochettino As tone deaf as it comes from the highest paid Manager in the history of the #USMNT.

Me: So the demons that only I can see, they're real? And I'm the only one who can stop them, with my special psychic powers? Blake Snell: That's absolutely right. Keep going, you're onto something huge here. Your psychic powers are the key!

Me hearing pitchers and catchers have reported

Well, give him his medal!!!

This is a winning message

FINALLY my interests (Edith Wharton, Chris Fleming) are being celebrated together on the national stage.

Can't believe I'm getting priced out of a world cup in my own country 😂 gonna be cheaper to wait and just go to the Spain one

Just saw a porch goose in this outfit and it took my breath away. Homeownership is a proxy for owning a porch goose The house itself is the arbitrary physical material that surrounds and necessitates the spiritual center of the porch goose

Younger guys now have haircuts like the Golden Girls. No shade at all just an observation.