this is my roman empire

Good Morning from the Golden Retriever Channel. Pupper is styling this AM. Ready for school, he's wearing cool new sneaks anð a halter. Handsomest kid in class #puppiesofX #puppiesoftwitter ( dogs.IGpups )

me when someone asks which movie i'm going to watch

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

Andy Cohen asks CNN to reverse alcohol ban for NYE special: ‘Give the daddies some juice’ trib.al/xPj3Ulu

It was too camp for Netflix

People has named Patrick Dempsey the Sexiest Man Alive of 2023.

Thursday affirmation

me, doing everything alone because I don't like asking for help

did it hurt? when you woke up before your alarm and checked the time and you had less than a minute left? did it hurt?

Y’all

thinking abt how im part of the 4% of the population that saw the bathtub scene before they removed it

they need to bring this shit back i got my own money now

Boomers selling their homes for $2 million after buying them in 1969 for 7 raspberries

Remember to leave out milk & cookies for Terry tonight

This video is hilarious. I still laugh myself crazy ever time it recirculates

Smallest Man by Dave Portnoy/Josh Richards (Zach Bryan Diss) x.com/StooliesClub/s…

Song of the year!!

The entire arena of music industry folks rapping “A MINOOOOOOR” while Kendrick wins Record of the Year is such a goated moment 😭🔥 Someone check on Drake, please. #GRAMMYs x.com/nfr_podcast/st…

Hope you all have fun and thanks for all the great times.