The new Rihanna song sounds shite

A Brit, almost horizontal due to the gale, with leaves, twigs and litter smashing into their face, umbrella inside-out, eyebrows blown clean from their head and half-closed eyes watering with tears fiercely whipped away by the gust, is unable to resist uttering: “Bit windy”

A pigeon shit on my head today. Can’t wait to find out what the good luck is 🍀

Now let’s remember…this is a show about a make believe alien with two hearts who travels the universe in a dark blue police box. It’s totally within the realms of imagination that a black man can play this character lol

Ekin-Su is moving quicker than Paula on till 3 #LoveIsland

Ekin-Suck your face off #LoveIsland

Not what I expected to see this evening when I turned the tele on. Longfield secondary school represent.

A spectacle on Centre 💫 Harmony Tan secures the win of her career on debut at #Wimbledon 👏 #CentreCourt100

“I once got ejected from the Wimbledon final for distracting Nick Kyrgios by consuming 700 drinks” #Wimbledon

Jacques v liam Payne who wins #loveisland

"homens tem vergonha de gemer" eu no ouvidinho dela:

Camilla Parker Bowles spotted doing a tacky chunny at royal visit

Final night at Wembley Stadium seeing Coldplay 😭💛 featuring Stormzy wowowowow👏

It’s about that time of year again!

another day of being a girlboss

God I love the Sugababes

Me checking my timetable in the corridor in the first week of Year 7 at school:

Do you know how to check your breasts properly? @Sara_Kayat shows you the simple way to check your breasts for signs of breast cancer. #ThisMorning

Sammy’s eyebrow looks like one of those forks from the chippy #LoveIsland

Omg