Why do so many rappers love bragging about how they don’t like giving head? Y’all are waaaaack. Get ur girl right, fucks sake.

Ripped a hole in my own lace panties while picking a wedgie 🤷🏻‍♀️ #getchuagurllikeme

I feel like every week I'm like "I just need to get through this week"

I’ve watched a buncha movies over the course of my life and rarely ever identified with the hero. But after watching DisneyPixar flick “Brave” on my flight home, I now realize why: it’s because buried under the hockey jersey & all this flab beats the heart of a @Disney Princess.

I jus want my booty rubbed and a moderate amount of attention .

The answer to this is No 85% of the time

I will forever warn people of my snoring using the description “otherworldly” now

PunKroc

Why do cis straight men think that as soon as the sun goes down its time to immediately start sexting? #ivebeensoqueerforsolong

Peeing in a cup is weird #iaintgotnoaim

When kesha said “the party don’t start til I walk in” I felt that #a1sinceday1

Is no one else pissed clueless has been removed from Netflix #asif

4am is absolutely the best time to start watching a new series #Atlanta #AtlantaFX #hearteyesfordonaldglover

I miss him but fuck him

I don’t want a boyfriend I want a cat #iainttrynasharemybed #notwithahuman

In just a few hours I’m going to be in the same room as KevinSmith #bucketlistshit #imsoexcited #ijustcanthideit

What an incredible experience it was seeing on of my comedic idols, I will happily pay money to hear KevinSmith talk again!!!!