Between Moo Deng & Ellie the Elephant we are living in the golden age of whatever category those two are both in

The Timothee Chalamet Bob Dylan movie comes out on Christmas Day. This is the balm that will unify American Jews.

I switched my cat to wet food and now be thinks anything’s possible

My favorite genre of movie is Charles Grodin is PISSED

My favorite things about leaving my house: 3. Dogs 2. What other people are wearing 1. Babies

Help I have Kim Cattrall scatting stuck in my head!

Tak nám zabili Ferdinanda

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world his Substack was invite-only.

Listening to the news this morning was like “Pr*sident Tr*mp has declared that only people who were at January 6 can be citizens. The temperature outside is 12 degrees but it feels like fuck your mother.”

Uncanny resonances between All Fours which I found wildly naive and Intermezzo which I found surprisingly wise

Love the Gary Shteyngart essay about capybaras in the NYer it’s like what if The Orchid Thief but stupid