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Stuff Abbey Says

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Parent: Is mommy on the good list? Abbey: Yes P: daddy? AJ: Yes P: Abbey? AJ: Yes P: Tanky? AJ: Yes P: Jovi? AJ: Ha, ha, ha No no no.

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Christmas is ruined. "Abbey, who's bringing you presents on Christmas?" Abbey: "Daddy!" "Why Daddy?" Abbey: "because daddy is Santa!"

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A:I want a BAGEL -They have gluten A:they're not gluten free? -No A:they're yummy? -yes,They're not gluten free so they are yummy A:ha yeah

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Abbey didn't want to watch the Broncos/Patriots game. "No, I don't to watch Go Giants" Silly girl. #footballgiants #teammanning

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A: why did you use my paint? Me: I'm sorry, it was a mistake. A: oh, everybody makes mistakes, I forgive you. Well thank goodness.

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Gave Abbey a pancake. She replies: "Thank you, much obliged." Someone has to know what kids show this is from. #thiskid #yourewelcome

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Abbey starts crying: "What's wrong?" "I wish I had legs made of carrots but I donnnnnttttt" #cantmakethisup #toddlerproblems

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"Abbey, why do you have muscles?" "Because that's how I move, Mama. Muscles help me move." #mykid #heckofpreschoolcurriculum

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I hear Abbey screaming for me from her room. I bolt upstairs, fling open her door and she screams, "Mom! Have you ever seen a chipmunk?"