a friend's boyfriend is not my friend... that is a coworker at best

i wanna marry someone funnier than me but sadly, i am the funniest

the idea of joining dating apps makes me wanna die

happy for you @ harry_styles but pls release your album

the concept of purposely listening to music that will make me upset

Can’t wait to see the grown men who make fun of teenage girls for crying at gigs fall to their knees sobbing the moment Oasis get on stage

my twenties have taught me that people really are THAT horrible and they would really do you like THAT

recovering people pleasers will be like “i’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries

i have 99 problems and a new harry styles album would solve all of them

just listened to vodka cranberry for the first time… CONAN LEE GRAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???

AM I THE ONLY ONE? who feels weirdly appreciated when people post photo dumps and they actually include you? like, WOW.. I AM A PART OF YOUR DAY??? AWWW THANK YOU🥹

a little piece of me dies every time there’s an announcement of a book being adapted into a movie/tv show

People who abandon their friendships when they get into romantic relationships need to be called out more

i remember sitting in the cinema and silently sobbing through the whole finale, only to realise that all women in the room where in tears as well because they knew as well. it was the silent moment of girlhood i wish i could experience again

TRISHA PAYTAS'S BABY NAME IS AQUAMAN

i feel bad for anyone that wasnt a teenager when one direction was together. that was a time to be alive.

i just teared up as if she was my close personal friend