all the times where taylor swift has lied in her songs A THREAD 🧵

DO NOT TRAVEL TO CANADA FOR THE ERAS TOUR ‼️🚨 it’s very cold and scary especially in november. you will get eaten by polar bears and you’ll have to ride on a moose to the stadium because we don’t have cars yet

Tonight is gonna be sick.

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done

me going to bed on an empty stomach bc i was too lazy to cook for myself

It’s a new soundtrack 🩵 Here are the back covers and vault track titles for 1989 (my version) I can’t wait for this one to be out, seriously. Thank you for playing along, sleuthing, puzzling and making these reveals so much chaotic fun (which is the best kind of fun, after all

Ketchup and seemingly ranch

that invisible string really is stringing huh?

When my therapist laughs at my lil jokes

✨🫶 My name is Taylor and I was born in 1989 🫶✨ taylor.lnk.to/1989TaylorsVer…

The crowds and stands went wild this year celebrating 17 years of music and memories. Now, the artist of our lives is Apple Music’s #ArtistOfTheYear. 🥹 Long live all the magic we’re making. 🦋🫶💜🧣🏙️🐍💘🌿🌳🕰️ apple.co/AOTY-2023

Ken Dorsey seeing the Bills cook with Joe Brady calling plays:

don’t invite me nowhere w/ complicated parking bc i’ll just go home

Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea- Me: Can I bring my cat.

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant

TAYLOR SWIFT THE FIRST ARTIST IN HISTORY TO WIN ALBUM OF THE YEAR FOUR TIMES

April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com

you don’t get to tell me about sad

Only a fortnight til The Tortured Poets Department…🤍