i think the classiest revenge in the world is never letting someone have access to you again.

born to be a dictator forced to be a woman

Mpunguze ushauri wa ndoa, we have a government to hate

Allans Ademba deserves a state commendation for mobilizing the tuko kadi movement - Edwin Sifuna

Hapo kwa Ministry of Interior, Cabinet Secretary ni mwizi wa mashamba naye PS ni commander of goons. Cry oo beloved motherland 😭.

Allans Ademba has mobilized over 1.6Million new voters to register for 2027. Give this young man a Head of State Commendation already.

And in Nairobi, goons are appointed to hospital boards.

“Sorry sis , you can't hang with us, you’re too male centered” Normalize that in 2026.

Affordable housing for Kenya, oil refinery for Tanzania 😂😂😂

You’ve got to admire the sheer chutzpah of African govts in using first world technology/techniques in taxation/extortion of the citizenry but applying 10th world standards in service delivery …🤔🤔😭😭😳😳😳

this one hit the timeline like a nuclear bomb whole house mad

timeline cleanse.

Normalise calling disinformation by its traditional name: Lies.

Me after ruining the vibe by bringing up the political state of the world

Sabastian Sawe didn't break the 2-hour marathon barrier just because of the Adidas "supershoe." He's a damn good athlete. These East Africans all are. I had to tell the whole world on CNN. Everyone be guided. Thanks for your attention to this matter!

Fuck William Ruto!

It’s disgusting behavior to look down on people, then suddenly change when you find out they have money.

Guys ive genuinely been laughing at damsons fit for the past 10 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭every time i look at it im dead

i get so offended nowadays when people approach me with nonsense because what vibes do i give that make you think I'd tolerate that 😭

Asake is the truth