Hi. My name is Andria and I am very much denial that I’m 25 today. Don’t text.

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

I always wanna buy new clothes for someone that wears track shorts and t shirts every single day

Y’all over here living w parents. I’m over here asking my financial advisor how I can retire at 50 with 1 mill… we aren’t the same.

If your first choice of pizza is Pizza Hut, block me. If your first choice of pizza is Dominos, fuck off.

The vol fan base cannot be beat. You can’t convince me. Also GO FUCKING VOLS!!!!

THEY MADE IT TO THE RIVER

This Peyton Manning curse has nothing on the Vols bc we are baaaaack!! Feel the Heup!!!

I cleaned yesterday before Kenzie came over w her kids. As soon as RJ came in, he said “wow nice house Andi” then said the same about my bedroom and I mean… my whole life feels validated now.

Me on the outside: cool, calm, and collective Me on the inside: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNNNNN by Blind Witness

Here to say I miss lacroix bong water and her moving to Texas was uncalled for and stupid

Being drunk w someone you’re in love w is the best drunk

Love the thing where Outlook deletes emails about meetings if I rsvp to them. Very helpful. Zero chance I'll need to look at that email again to see the agenda, find the Zoom link, etc. A million stars.

Since turning 25 two weeks ago I have increased my skin routine tremendously, started taking more vitamins, gained some new stretch marks, & talked to my financial advisor about retirement funds. -10/10 wanna be 18 again.

You can’t tell me isaac isn’t the cutest thing you’ve ever seen

Some of y’all don’t understand marriage is supposed to be a lifelong commitment, not a 5 month and on to the next marriage… 🤣

I’ll flip my whole car upside down for headphones before I walk in the gym without any

Having a bed that elevates is a game changer when you have sinus issues

Well… I think this is my last tweet. I never thought I’d never grow out of Twitter but I truly never use it anymore. C’ya ✌🏻