Unpopular fact: strawberries don't taste as nice as they look🙆‍♀️

Mumbaikars be like Some friends of mine who commute daily from Thane to CST using the central line local trains at peak hours...attended the Mahakumbh. These folks came back and said "bheed? Paagal hai kya? puraa khaali pada hai re, mast tangg failaa ke baith ke gaya mai!"

Sometimes we judge the process because we can’t see the vision 🤯

As a kid, when I used to watch WWE, my father kept saying it was all fake. Today he's waiting for exit poll results on TV.

Arvind Kejriwal to prepare for CAT 2025.

शाम तन्हा ..

Good that we don't have to take sick leave to watch Ind vs Pak match.. #INDvsPAK

Bas ab shagun ka pehla wicket aa jaye.

अनाज बिखरा, मुर्गी खुश..

Indian cricket team:

घोड़े लगा दिए गए हैं ..

We are on the event horizon of the singularity

Chahal average bowling speed = 85 km/h Chahal move on speed = 850 km/h

Keep it private taki chutiya kate par naak naa kate

भूत में नहीं पर भूतकाल में तो विश्वास करते ही हो..

aaj tak ke sound dada behre hai kya

Tum aaye meri zindagi mein baat ban gayi, Samosa mein chutney daali, chaat ban gayi 🤪

मेरी खामोशियों का लिहाज़ कीजिए, लफ्ज़ आपसे बर्दाश्त नहीं होंगे....

वो यहां तक लाया है, तो आगे भी ले जएगा..